AirBlaster: Stay Wild SS T-Shirt

If you're as sexy as we are when we wax our snowboards, no doubt you'll appreciate this dapper retro tee. Whether you use One Ball, Bluebird, Spiral, Moron, or even Swix (like Tech Rep Tony), please keep your bottom side well lubricated. Aka, hot wax! Don't worry: This shirt contains no PFCs, nor does it smell like overdosed fabric softener, raspberry strip club, or synthetic bacon. It smells like actual bacon, thus allowing you to easily attract the right mate.